This Little Girl Is Capable of Murder

Okay. 50 Shades of Gray? More like 50 Shades of Fucking Sexy. I should have seen this coming. I liked being tied up and shoved in boxes as a game when I was a child for heaven's sake. Maybe this is why I always end up liking assholes. The problem is that even a girl who likes getting bossed around wants to get bossed around by a guy who genuinely loves her and wants to take care of her too. But that kind of guy is hard to find, so girls like us end up falling for assholes and realizing that the other half is missing.

One of these days I'll find a good man who also knows how to cater to that side of me. Without me having to ask, because really, that just ruins the point.

Also, just so everyone knows, I'm not saying all this stuff just because I like the book. That actually really gets on my nerves. Let's put it this way...it's the other way around. I'm reading the book BECAUSE I like this sort of thing. One of my favorite movies is Secretary, after all. So when I heard what the book was about I thought to myself, "Oh really? .....don't mind if I do!" However, the problem is that now I'm sufficiently in love with one fictional character and insanely jealous of another.

Meanwhile, today I went to my first day of work at American Eagle, my second job. And don't let anyone ever tell you setting up the floor at a retail store is easy. I think its harder, in a way, than my real full time job. I went home achy and exhausted.

I got paid for it though! Which is good, because every bit counts. And now I get a discount at the store.

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